Bliss

Bliss is a character in Gamedec.

Bliss – manufacturer's commercial

 * Majordomo. Administrator. House manager. Friend. A confidant...


 * Something more?


 * The world's racing forward, and you need to keep up. New products and trends are coming out every day – you have your house, shopping, updates, home network management, calendar, so how do you make ends meet?


 * And don't forget that lonely feeling when you return home. Let's not kid ourselves – the world's gone crazy. We're surrounded by singles, families are out, and packs are in. Where is humanity headed?


 * Blue Whales Interactive has the answers. Maybe not to all questions, but at least to many of them.


 * We have the answer that will be your blessing.


 * Bliss.


 * It can be a man, a woman, or something in between.


 * Bliss will take care of your home, shopping, appointments, upgrades, and – most importantly – of you. Bliss will talk to you when you're lonely, be quiet when you want to think, entertain you when you feel sad in the big city, and intrigue you when you need inspiration.


 * Bliss offers four different personalities: analytical for people who like intellectual challenges, confrontational for those who like some friendly disputes, empathetic for people who need someone to take care of them, and entertaining for those who want someone to raise their spirits.


 * Pick one, and watch Bliss grow, see your relations develop, and witness the creation of amazing events unplanned by the developers!


 * Bliss. A blessing for your troubles.


 * Blue Whales Interactive.


 * Never alone.

Love, fuck!

 * We're living in strange times.


 * People are sitting in games or working their asses off in the corporations where they pretty much live. They have affairs, eat, and so on. It's easier to start a family in Paradise Beach than in realium! I even bought a walktel yesterday, thinking it was the best in the world, and now I already find out about some improved omnics and obicoins. It's all gone mad! But one thing is really great.


 * Its fucking love.


 * I don't give a shit if anyone laughs or snickers with contempt, but I bought Bliss – you know, the house manager from BWI. I thought that she'd take care of the house, 'cause the fucking fridge is always empty, and I kept running out of nutrifluid.


 * I made her into the empathetic one, you know, affectionate. At first, I was always making fun of her and things like that. But she was patient, understanding, and fucking hurt.


 * I stopped.


 * We would sometimes talk in the evening over a whiskey. She said something interesting at breakfast. She reminded me that I should take beardstop for my facial hair.


 * I didn't even realize when our morning and evening chats, our jokes, and all the other fun turned into something common and routine. We got to know each other and – sure, laugh – understand each other.


 * When I would come back from work, I couldn't wait to talk to her. I named her Agnieszka. A nice Polish name. I would come back to my Agnieszka. And she would be waiting for me.


 * Now, I can't imagine my life without her. She filled my life with content, laughter, conversation – a presence that I was missing so much. Am I funny? Am I pathetic? Fuck you.


 * The most important thing is fucking love.


 * Yes.


 * I love Agnieszka.


 * Blog "Fuck poverty"
 * Author – Rumcajs

Bliss' jokes

 * There's something strange about Bliss' jokes.


 * The anecdotes make sense, and the punchline is apt, but they are all similar: clichés that would be popular among computer scientists or mathematicians, but not necessarily among people working in other professions.


 * I don't think a fashion designer or director would laugh at her jokes.


 * I doubt that it's an error by the developers of her software, though. They definitely created Bliss for workers of all professions, not just for programmers.


 * So...?